Christ Centered Gamer

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The T'ai Kung said: "There are fifteen cases where a knight's external appearance and internal character do not adhere. These are:

He appears to be a Worthy, but actually is immoral.

He seems warm and conscientious, but is a thief.

His countenance is reverent and respectful, but his heart is insolent.

Externally he is incorruptible and circumspect, but he lacks respect.

He appears perceptive and sharp but lacks such talent.

He appears profound, but lacks all sincerity.

He appears adept at planning, but is indecisive.

He appears to be decisive and daring but is incapable.

He appears guileless but is not trustworthy.

He appears confused and disoriented, but on the contrary is loyal and substantial.

He appears to engage in specious discourse but is a man of merit and achievement.

He appears courageous but is afraid.

He seems severe and remote but on the contrary easily befriends men.

He appears forbidding, but on the contrary is quiet and sincere.

He appears weak and insubstantial, yet when dispatched outside the state there is nothing he does not accomplish, no mission he does not execute successfully.

Those who the world disdain, the sage values. Ordinary men do not know these things; only great wisdom can discern the edge of these matters. This is because a knight's external appearance and internal character do not visibly cohere."

i dont get it.

You know you're an American if...

-you try to answer a question that ends in "eh"

-you think that the yankees have never been defeated by the blue jays in baseball

-you didn't even know that there was CFL as well as NFL

-you thought that basketball had been invented by some random guy in switzerland

-when you were a little kid instead of throwing lots of little snowballs at the bully, you taped them together and dropped it on them from the roof

-you think that apple pie is a way of life

-you think that Canadians live in igloos (yes, I've met some of these Americans who believe this. XD)

-you think that winning the lottery is the best thing that could happen to you

-you think that Canadians always wear red and white

-you prefere wine to beer

-you prefere baseball to hockey

-you drink wine while watching hockey ( don't you dare!!!)

-you think that -5 is cold. (that's in celcius. that works about to 25 degrees feiherinhet, or however the heck you spell it.)

-you think that America is doing pretty well in the face of the economy

-you think that almost all of the things listed were incorrect, and that this is all made up

And i'm proud to be an americaaaaaaaaan!!!.....

My deepest condolences

Why is it you all ignored me quoting a genius.....?

Jester, you racist *gets modslapped*

Orodrist wrote:Why is it you all ignored me quoting a genius.....?

Because we don't care.

Pheonix wrote:

Orodrist wrote:Why is it you all ignored me quoting a genius.....?

Because we don't care.

Ah so that's why there's such a low average IQ around here.

Orodrist wrote:

Pheonix wrote:

Orodrist wrote:Why is it you all ignored me quoting a genius.....?

Because we don't care.

Ah so that's why there's such a low average IQ around here.

Forum rule 3) Please be respectful of others.

Pheonix wrote: Forum rule 3) Please be respectful of others.

Umm, pot, kettle?

I R NOT BLACK

So you admit to being disrespectful?

Pheonix wrote:I R NOT BLACK

So you admit to being disrespectful?

If you'll admit you just dissed someone infinitely smarter than any living human....

Orodrist wrote:

Pheonix wrote:I R NOT BLACK

So you admit to being disrespectful?

If you'll admit you just dissed someone infinitely smarter than any living human....

Umm...

I didn't even diss him. Are you blind?

You are this -- close from getting to leave the forums.