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Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:34 pm
by ChickenSoup
lol all you peeps talkin' like you know these things firsthand

just ask Oro, he lives in a mafia town

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:24 pm
by Pheonix
tis true

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:23 pm
by ChickenSoup
sorta disappointed that no one responded to my post about Orodrist on the last page

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:32 pm
by Pheonix
ChickenSoup wrote:
Orodrist wrote:
GarthVader wrote:Don't punch girls if you can avoid it. If you can't, just walk away. Unless, of course, they have a knife or something. :lol:
Walk away?

Wimp.
," said Orodrist. He snickered to himself and pushed his enormous glasses from the edge of his nose back up to his eyes. In the background, pictures of firearms littered the walls, along with several antique bullet casings crudely glued to pictures of slain Communists.

He sighed and powered off his computer. He had to get some sleep--tomorrow he had custody of the twins, Ben and Luxanne, and there was much cleaning to do. He winced in remembrance of how the twelve year-olds had mocked him and his bloodlust last time.

This time would be different. This time he had The Stick.

THIS TIME, THERE WOULD BE BRUISING JUSTICE

BRUISING JUSTICE THEIR MOTHER COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND

LOLZ!!!!!11!!one!!!1shifr!!!!111!11!1!1!!!

Happy?

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:05 am
by Orodrist
ChickenSoup wrote:
Orodrist wrote:
GarthVader wrote:Don't punch girls if you can avoid it. If you can't, just walk away. Unless, of course, they have a knife or something. :lol:
Walk away?

Wimp.
," said Orodrist. He snickered to himself and pushed his enormous glasses from the edge of his nose back up to his eyes. In the background, pictures of firearms littered the walls, along with several antique bullet casings crudely glued to pictures of slain Communists.

He sighed and powered off his computer. He had to get some sleep--tomorrow he had custody of the twins, Ben and Luxanne, and there was much cleaning to do. He winced in remembrance of how the twelve year-olds had mocked him and his bloodlust last time.

This time would be different. This time he had The Stick.

THIS TIME, THERE WOULD BE BRUISING JUSTICE

BRUISING JUSTICE THEIR MOTHER COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND
Continue...

Seriously.

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:49 am
by ChickenSoup
not much more to say, tbqh

Saturdays you drink non-alcoholic wine in remembrance of Ronald Reagan

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:11 am
by airpa
Fridays you drink non-alcoholic whiskey in remembrance of John Wayne.

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:47 am
by Pheonix
wut?

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:29 am
by airpa
You guys are clowns.














:P

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:38 am
by TripExistence
I'm surprised the spam forum got away with having an actual topic for quite a little while.

Also, squids.

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:27 am
by Chozon1
Even a blind pig snorts up a truffle sometimes.

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:52 am
by Pheonix
True that.

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:53 am
by Chozon1
Engine goes "Vroom Vroom".

And "Ka-chunk" and my spirit breaks.

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:04 am
by Pheonix
Paper

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:15 am
by Chozon1
Is generally surrounding candy. A pathetic barrier which is easily broken. Never ask a candy maker to produce shielding for Starships. Because then it'll just get wrapped in paper and blown up by Romulans.