Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[ChickenSoup]

lol all you peeps talkin' like you know these things firsthand

just ask Oro, he lives in a mafia town

[Pheonix]

tis true

[ChickenSoup]

sorta disappointed that no one responded to my post about Orodrist on the last page

[Pheonix]

Don't punch girls if you can avoid it. If you can't, just walk away. Unless, of course, they have a knife or something.

Walk away?

Wimp.

," said Orodrist. He snickered to himself and pushed his enormous glasses from the edge of his nose back up to his eyes. In the background, pictures of firearms littered the walls, along with several antique bullet casings crudely glued to pictures of slain Communists.

He sighed and powered off his computer. He had to get some sleep--tomorrow he had custody of the twins, Ben and Luxanne, and there was much cleaning to do. He winced in remembrance of how the twelve year-olds had mocked him and his bloodlust last time.

This time would be different. This time he had The Stick.

THIS TIME, THERE WOULD BE BRUISING JUSTICE

BRUISING JUSTICE THEIR MOTHER COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND

LOLZ!!!!!11!!one!!!1shifr!!!!111!11!1!1!!!

Happy?

[Orodrist]

Don't punch girls if you can avoid it. If you can't, just walk away. Unless, of course, they have a knife or something.

Walk away?

Wimp.

," said Orodrist. He snickered to himself and pushed his enormous glasses from the edge of his nose back up to his eyes. In the background, pictures of firearms littered the walls, along with several antique bullet casings crudely glued to pictures of slain Communists.

He sighed and powered off his computer. He had to get some sleep--tomorrow he had custody of the twins, Ben and Luxanne, and there was much cleaning to do. He winced in remembrance of how the twelve year-olds had mocked him and his bloodlust last time.

This time would be different. This time he had The Stick.

THIS TIME, THERE WOULD BE BRUISING JUSTICE

BRUISING JUSTICE THEIR MOTHER COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND

Continue...

Seriously.

[ChickenSoup]

not much more to say, tbqh

Saturdays you drink non-alcoholic wine in remembrance of Ronald Reagan

[airpa]

Fridays you drink non-alcoholic whiskey in remembrance of John Wayne.

[Pheonix]

wut?

[airpa]

You guys are clowns.

[TripExistence]

I'm surprised the spam forum got away with having an actual topic for quite a little while.

Also, squids.

[Chozon1]

Even a blind pig snorts up a truffle sometimes.

[Pheonix]

True that.

[Chozon1]

Engine goes "Vroom Vroom".

And "Ka-chunk" and my spirit breaks.

[Pheonix]

Paper

[Chozon1]

Is generally surrounding candy. A pathetic barrier which is easily broken. Never ask a candy maker to produce shielding for Starships. Because then it'll just get wrapped in paper and blown up by Romulans.