Christ Centered Gamer

Not gunna' lie, I much prefer CDs.

Better yet, records.

Vinyl. Fun.

Can you carry one of those in your pants though?

I mean...that'd be cool. XD

Bro, don't even need it. Carry it around so that when some anonymous thugs attack your girlfriend, you can whip it like a discus and take them out.

But...I don't have discus throwing skills.

Getting a tattoo of Thor?

Ehh, I've never really been into tattoos. And Thor's not even close to my first choice of super hero to plaster on myself.

So...if I snuck into your room and tattooed a picture of Iron Man bench pressing a giraffe on you, you'd be unhappy?

You...don't see your bum very often, right?

Correct on both counts.

>_>

Why is it the most important pieces of plastic which seem to break at the most inopportune times?

Planned obsolescence. Also known as corporate greed.

Can this problem be solved by violence?

Maybe under the guise of liberation.

Scream your heart out.

Intravenous caffeine=too much?

Depends on how primal you'd like to be.

Ooo...Primal...I love that word. XD

Scrawling creepish words and sentences and writings on your wall in UV sensitive invisible ink?

Yes.

I'm surprised you knew.