Christ Centered Gamer

Orodrist wrote:

GarthVader wrote:Don't punch girls if you can avoid it. If you can't, just walk away. Unless, of course, they have a knife or something.

Walk away?

Wimp.

So you really want to beat up a girl?

Because I may have a problem with that.

And yeah, you could take me, but Pheonix would sneak around behind you.

Team!!

*High Fives Chozon*

Right-O.

*receives high five*

*hand held high*

Okay, it's playing on iTunes.

The Eagles lost...

Chozon1 wrote:

Orodrist wrote:
Walk away?

Wimp.

So you really want to beat up a girl?

Because I may have a problem with that.

Really? What's your problem with that?
And no, I don't want to beat up a girl. Or a boy. Or anyone. If they're attacking you with a knife, all walking away is gonna do is get you facedown on the floor with a steel blade embedded in your shoulder blades.

I didn't say walk away when they had a knife...

Weird...

GarthVader wrote:I didn't say walk away when they had a knife...

Weird...

I didn't say you did. Reading that post will show you that I quoted Chozon.

Weird!

Weird!

*pokes*

*runs away*

*Goes flying from being poked too hard*

WHOOOSHHH!!!

*Ow...*

my head asplode

*Gets covered in bits of Pheonix's head*

Eww...

Orodrist wrote:

GarthVader wrote:Don't punch girls if you can avoid it. If you can't, just walk away. Unless, of course, they have a knife or something.

Walk away?

Wimp.

," said Orodrist. He snickered to himself and pushed his enormous glasses from the edge of his nose back up to his eyes. In the background, pictures of firearms littered the walls, along with several antique bullet casings crudely glued to pictures of slain Communists.

He sighed and powered off his computer. He had to get some sleep--tomorrow he had custody of the twins, Ben and Luxanne, and there was much cleaning to do. He winced in remembrance of how the twelve year-olds had mocked him and his bloodlust last time.

This time would be different. This time he had The Stick.

THIS TIME, THERE WOULD BE BRUISING JUSTICE

BRUISING JUSTICE THEIR MOTHER COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND

Lazarus wrote:

Chozon1 wrote:

Orodrist wrote:
Walk away?

Wimp.

So you really want to beat up a girl?

Because I may have a problem with that.

Really? What's your problem with that?
And no, I don't want to beat up a girl. Or a boy. Or anyone. If they're attacking you with a knife, all walking away is gonna do is get you facedown on the floor with a steel blade embedded in your shoulder blades.

Aye. And how do you know? Been knifed lately?

Specify armed attacker next time. That's like letting someone order the chili and forgetting to tell them it was 9 alarm.

And I still have a problem with it. If your wanting to beat an armed attacker up, your an idiot. Incapacitating should be your goal. Not beating down.