Really? What's your problem with that?
And no, I don't want to beat up a girl. Or a boy. Or anyone. If they're attacking you with a knife, all walking away is gonna do is get you facedown on the floor with a steel blade embedded in your shoulder blades.
GarthVader wrote:Don't punch girls if you can avoid it. If you can't, just walk away. Unless, of course, they have a knife or something.
Walk away?
Wimp.
," said Orodrist. He snickered to himself and pushed his enormous glasses from the edge of his nose back up to his eyes. In the background, pictures of firearms littered the walls, along with several antique bullet casings crudely glued to pictures of slain Communists.
He sighed and powered off his computer. He had to get some sleep--tomorrow he had custody of the twins, Ben and Luxanne, and there was much cleaning to do. He winced in remembrance of how the twelve year-olds had mocked him and his bloodlust last time.
This time would be different. This time he had The Stick.
THIS TIME, THERE WOULD BE BRUISING JUSTICE
BRUISING JUSTICE THEIR MOTHER COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND
Really? What's your problem with that?
And no, I don't want to beat up a girl. Or a boy. Or anyone. If they're attacking you with a knife, all walking away is gonna do is get you facedown on the floor with a steel blade embedded in your shoulder blades.
Aye. And how do you know? Been knifed lately?
Specify armed attacker next time. That's like letting someone order the chili and forgetting to tell them it was 9 alarm.
And I still have a problem with it. If your wanting to beat an armed attacker up, your an idiot. Incapacitating should be your goal. Not beating down.
