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Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:57 am
by Fred1000000
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Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:35 am
by Pheonix
I hate pages being broken.

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:08 am
by Chozon1
It is aggravating.
But consider yourself lucky. Better the page, than your pancreas.
Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:13 am
by Pheonix
Yesh.
I agree.
Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:15 am
by Chozon1
Most people would.
Sadly, few people care about the spleen.

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:09 pm
by Orodrist
Found on an actual can of SPAM:
"So, now you know another of the many secrets of SPAM. This knowledge carries much responsibility.
It gives you the power to feed yourself and others. You wield a delicious skill that has far-reaching consequences.
Please do not use it for evil."
Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:54 pm
by DarthDapor
I'll tell ya what I got for Hanukkah....Nothin'....oh well...

...My best friend still loved the gift I put together for her....

She's awesome...
Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:01 pm
by Lazarus
Are you saying you're in love?
Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:07 pm
by DarthDapor
-_- No, rather I'm saying I expected a more mature response to that comment...then I remembered where I was...
Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:09 pm
by Lazarus
More mature? Well why didn't you say so!
Ummm...
wait a second Darth, you don't celebrate Hannukah! Or Kwanzaa!
So, um, what'd you get her?
Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:19 pm
by DarthDapor
Well...she told me that, in theory...it was possible to get seven gifts for Hanukkah...so I got her one just because...
then at one point in time I realized that if I wanted to actually get her seven gifts then it would probably be my last chance to order online and still expect it to get here within a reasonable amount of time...so then I decided to go
big or go home and put together seven things in a box that I knew she'd like. However...the odd part was, is if I was robbed of that package before giving it to her, the robber would just think it was a box of junk. She on the other hand I knew would love it!
So, in order here's what I got her...
Imported notebook with pounded paper made in Nepal, has a cover tiled with the awesome colors of Zovascotia (Green and Blue).
Cd: "Once Upon a Shattered Life" by Seventh Day Slumber
Scratchboard drawing I drew of a dream I'd told her about. It was basically a star constellation that looked friggin' awesome...
T-shirt I made. that was hilarious
Green Coffee Cup (Welcome to Washington Babe

)
Green pen. For writing in that awesome imported notebook.
Novel: Star Wars Allegiance. Awesome book right there...
So like I said...any normal person would look at this as a box of junk...but she loved every little bit of it...just like I knew she would

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:53 pm
by ChickenSoup
DarthDapor wrote:Well...she told me that, in theory...it was possible to get seven gifts for Hanukkah...so I got her one just because...
then at one point in time I realized that if I wanted to actually get her seven gifts then it would probably be my last chance to order online and still expect it to get here within a reasonable amount of time...so then I decided to go
big or go home and put together seven things in a box that I knew she'd like. However...the odd part was, is if I was robbed of that package before giving it to her, the robber would just think it was a box of junk. She on the other hand I knew would love it!
So, in order here's what I got her...
Imported notebook with pounded paper made in Nepal, has a cover tiled with the awesome colors of Zovascotia (Green and Blue).
Cd: "Once Upon a Shattered Life" by Seventh Day Slumber
Scratchboard drawing I drew of a dream I'd told her about. It was basically a star constellation that looked friggin' awesome...
T-shirt I made. that was hilarious
Green Coffee Cup (Welcome to Washington Babe

)
Green pen. For writing in that awesome imported notebook.
Novel: Star Wars Allegiance. Awesome book right there...
So like I said...any normal person would look at this as a box of junk...but she loved every little bit of it...just like I knew she would

I'm gonna do the usual Randomness forum thing and claim that you <3 sum1 speshil
Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:08 pm
by Lazarus
DarthDapor wrote:
So like I said...any normal person would look at this as a box of junk...but she loved every little bit of it...just like I knew she would

Uhm.. that's... actually kind of awesome...

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:14 pm
by DarthDapor
yeah, don't worry Laz...there's hope for you yet my friend...

Re: Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:11 am
by Pheonix
Holy crap.
Laz has 19,999 posts. One more... and the forum asplode.