Christ Centered Gamer

Posted: **Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:34 pm**

DarthDapor wrote:and a partridge in a pear tree?

...on the third day of Hanukkah...

...My true love gave to me seven hours of straight oral hygiene.

Posted: **Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:08 pm**

lolwut?

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:34 am**

Fred is a dirty old man.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:42 am**

Semi-annual day-after-christmas sales ftw.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:44 am**

Smell fried chicken on Fridays by salmon.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:17 am**

If you really want to.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:57 pm**

No, do it especially if you really need to not want to!

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:02 pm**

Another story:

A man was hit by a car.

The moral of this story?

Country music suck, it was playing on the car's radio.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:21 pm**

Many muffins make mega mysteries.

Mmmmmmmwhaaahahahahahha!!!!

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:19 pm**

Umm...

Haha?

Posted: **Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:57 am**

Posted: **Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:13 am**

Did you open the egg nog early?

Breathalyzer!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:08 pm**

HERE'S an interesting story:

An elf was practicing his bow skills, when he caughed.

The moral of this story: Elves have feelings too....

Posted: **Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:11 pm**

Heres...fine I'll just say it.

Country music sucks.

Posted: **Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:13 pm**

You have no idea how much i readilly agree with you man.

Spam 2...the next thousand pages....