Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[Chozon1]

The video on metal I saw was some educational garbage teaching me metallurgy.

[Orodrist]

Country music played in reverse:

"I stopped drinkin, I stopped swearin', I stopped smokin', yee-haw!"

"My wife came back and she ain't dead, my truck broke down, but I don't care, I don't even wanna swear,"

(banjo solo)

"I stopped drinkin, I stopped swearin', I stopped smokin', yee-haw!"

"I ain't cheated, I ain't ran away, I stopped lyin' to my folks, I ate eggs an' broke the yolks,"

(banjo solo)

"I stopped drinkin, I stopped swearin', I stopped smokin', yee-haw!"

"My wife told me today, that it's her or my truck, a hard choice to make but that's just my luck. We've been through the good and we've been through the bad, and once upon a time I said 'not until death do us part'. But now I must say goodbye to my long loved truck,"

(slow banjo solo)

"I stopped drinkin, I stopped swearin', I stopped smokin', yee-haw!"

[battousai akuma]

Off to neverland! *flies away*

you can tell what movie i saw last

Finding Nemo? XD

[Strider]

Country music played in reverse:

"I stopped drinkin, I stopped swearin', I stopped smokin', yee-haw!"

"My wife came back and she ain't dead, my truck broke down, but I don't care, I don't even wanna swear,"

(banjo solo)

"I stopped drinkin, I stopped swearin', I stopped smokin', yee-haw!"

"I ain't cheated, I ain't ran away, I stopped lyin' to my folks, I ate eggs an' broke the yolks,"

(banjo solo)

"I stopped drinkin, I stopped swearin', I stopped smokin', yee-haw!"

"My wife told me today, that it's her or my truck, a hard choice to make but that's just my luck. We've been through the good and we've been through the bad, and once upon a time I said 'not until death do us part'. But now I must say goodbye to my long loved truck,"

(slow banjo solo)

"I stopped drinkin, I stopped swearin', I stopped smokin', yee-haw!"

Coutry music is... crap to say the least.

[Orodrist]

That was the point.

And to show how ridiculously pessimistic it is.

[battousai akuma]

LOL.

And love your Sam Fisher quote Orodist *gives thumbs up*

[Orodrist]

Do people here not have an "R" key?

orodRist!

[battousai akuma]

Oh haha my bad dude.

[TheWampaKing]

Boiling a sausage dog.........................

[Orodrist]

...can't be worse than boiling dog sausage.

[TheWampaKing]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Nothin like a Hot, spicy, italian sausage on a warm, toasty bun!
EDIt: DANGIT, THEYRE TOO BIG FOR THE BUNS

[battousai akuma]

HEHEHE! Don't ya hate when that happens?

[Orodrist]

I see three solutions:

a. Buy bigger buns.

b. Buy smaller sausages.

c. Cut the sausage with a claymore

[TheWampaKing]

Wait. If i bought bigger buns, i wouldnt need smaller sausages, would i? and my stomach hurts. i put to mch salt and drank too much Dr. Pepper. :'()

[battousai akuma]

I see three solutions:

a. Buy bigger buns.

b. Buy smaller sausages.

c. Cut the sausage with a claymore

I like c.

Aww man I want Dr. Pepper now lol.