The Joke Thread

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Postby mrmonk » Sat Apr 27, 2019 9:53 pm

what happens to a Frog who is parked illegally in a handicap zone .... He gets TOAD !!!!

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Postby Perihelion » Sun Apr 28, 2019 7:45 am

As a scarecrow people say im outstanding in my field. but hay, its in my jeans.

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Postby the toy farmer » Sun May 12, 2019 11:53 am

got to go fast

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Postby Reddy » Mon May 13, 2019 8:34 pm

Q.What did the football player say to the venting machine when it got jammed? A. Gimme my quarter back!!!

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Joshua19 » Mon May 13, 2019 11:50 pm

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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Postby ConnorSaysHi » Mon May 20, 2019 5:28 pm

Socialism.
Not very clean if you count the lack of toilet paper.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby GethN7 » Fri May 24, 2019 9:50 pm

Why is the bladder the easiest to enter?

Urine.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby manicmarauder » Mon May 27, 2019 1:17 am

What are a dentist's favourite hymns?

Crown Him with many crowns
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Holy, holy, holy

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Joshua19 » Tue May 28, 2019 1:39 am

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
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Postby Myself0910 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:32 am

I was talking to my friend who said "I know a man with a wooden leg named smith" to which I replied "what is the name of his other leg" (joke from Marry Poppins cause I have zero original, funny, talent)

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Postby VeronicaB » Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:00 am

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby 7_091 » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:49 am

Why are cats good bakers?

Because they are whiskers.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby BryanOnAPC » Sat Jul 06, 2019 2:12 pm

What do you call a musty car?

A mustang!

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby BryanOnAPC » Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:22 pm

How did the Sadducees in the bible get their name?

Without Christ, they are Sad U see.

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That's not mines. I heard Greg Laurie say that a long time ago and I thought about the joke this morning when I came across "Sadducee" this morning in Matthew.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby RighteousViking » Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:43 am

Oneness Pentecostals ayyyyyyyyy

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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!


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