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what happens to a Frog who is parked illegally in a handicap zone .... He gets TOAD !!!!
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As a scarecrow people say im outstanding in my field. but hay, its in my jeans.
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got to go fast
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Q.What did the football player say to the venting machine when it got jammed? A. Gimme my quarter back!!!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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Socialism.
Not very clean if you count the lack of toilet paper.
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Why is the bladder the easiest to enter?

Urine.
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What are a dentist's favourite hymns?

Crown Him with many crowns
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Holy, holy, holy
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Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
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I was talking to my friend who said "I know a man with a wooden leg named smith" to which I replied "what is the name of his other leg" (joke from Marry Poppins cause I have zero original, funny, talent)
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What did the right eye say to the left eye?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why are cats good bakers?

Because they are whiskers.
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What do you call a musty car?

A mustang!

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How did the Sadducees in the bible get their name?

Without Christ, they are Sad U see.

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That's not mines. I heard Greg Laurie say that a long time ago and I thought about the joke this morning when I came across "Sadducee" this morning in Matthew.
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Oneness Pentecostals ayyyyyyyyy

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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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