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A customer calls a local computer store, complaining that his laptop's internal fan is making strange noises. The tech on the other end says "it probably just needs to be opened and cleaned. Its really easy to do, no need to pay us to do it". The customer says "That's great, but wouldn't your boss disagree with you on that?". The tech says "oh no, he encourages it. You see, we usually make more money on repairs when people try to fix their equipment first".

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A robber breaks into a house and all of a sudden hears the words come out of the darkness, "I can see you and Jesus can see you." He freezes, but doesn't hear anything further. So he turns on his flashlight and shines it around, but doesn't see anything, so he keeps rummaging around. Again he hears the words "I can see you and Jesus can see you." He shines his flash around again, and finally finds the source of the voice. It's a parrot sitting comfortably on its perch. The robber sighs with relief and flicks on the light-switch. Then, under the parrot's perch he sees the largest, angriest-looking Rottweiler he's ever seen. And then the parrot says "Sic 'em, Jesus."

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what do you call an alligator in a vest?

an investigator.

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evered wrote:
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The Gamercat is just an awesome comic. So, so funny.

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Sstavix wrote:
Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:39 am
evered wrote:
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The Gamercat is just an awesome comic. So, so funny.
YES! Gamercat friend! Finnaly. :D

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Why couldn't you play poker in the Savannah's?

Because there were a bunch of cheeta(r)hs

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Did you hear about the new Hair Cutting Salon on the Moon?

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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels!

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evered wrote:
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Lololol
Phlipians 4:1, Therefor my brothers, whom I love and long for, my join and crown. Stand firm, thus in the Lord, My beloved

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This is not really a good joke, but I'll say it anyway......... how do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
Step 1: open fridge
Step 2: grab elephant
Step 3: put elephant in fridge
Step 4: close fridge

NOW:
How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
Step 1: open fridge
Step 2: take elephant out
Step 3: put giraffe in fridge
Step 4: close fridge

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PUT AN ELAPHANT AND GIRAFFE IN THE REFRIGERATOR!!!!

I'm done now -_-

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