A robber breaks into a house and all of a sudden hears the words come out of the darkness, "I can see you and Jesus can see you." He freezes, but doesn't hear anything further. So he turns on his flashlight and shines it around, but doesn't see anything, so he keeps rummaging around. Again he hears the words "I can see you and Jesus can see you." He shines his flash around again, and finally finds the source of the voice. It's a parrot sitting comfortably on its perch. The robber sighs with relief and flicks on the light-switch. Then, under the parrot's perch he sees the largest, angriest-looking Rottweiler he's ever seen. And then the parrot says "Sic 'em, Jesus."