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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby kittycathead » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:24 pm

True Story...

Today I was taking out the garbage.

When I was almost to the garbage can, the bag broke.

See, this bag was really heavy, and I was dragging it to the garbage can.

When I had gotten a new bag and was cleaning up the garbage, it reminded me of God.

He always was in the same situation as I was, and he was always breaking the bag and cleaning up the Christians, cause not all Christians stay Christians. They sometimes convert to Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, etc.

Those are the people God doesn't clean up.

So I thought about it for a while.

It all summed up into one final question.

That one final question was,
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If man invented unbreakable garbage bags, would the Revelation happen sooner because everyone became and stayed Christians?
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby kittycathead » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:29 pm

Made it myself. Enjoy!
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby kittycathead » Sat Jul 23, 2016 8:04 am

This is my meme collection...
Enjoy!
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Postby kittycathead » Sat Jul 23, 2016 3:18 pm

Hi. More memes...
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Ancientcards7 » Wed Aug 03, 2016 12:27 pm

collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it.

"Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector.

"Yes, that was it!"

"You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at auction for half a million dollars!"

"Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all over in the margins by some guy named Martin Luther."

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ZappierVirus » Wed Aug 03, 2016 12:46 pm

LOL
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby dozer511 » Fri Aug 05, 2016 6:49 pm

Q. What do you call a sleeping bull??

A. A bull DOZER!!

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby IoannesPaulusII » Fri Aug 05, 2016 6:57 pm

So Jesus came upon a crowd who were about to stone a woman. He looked at the crowd an said "let the person who has not sinned cast the first stone"
Shortly after saying this a woman came out of the crown and hurled a stone.
Jesus turned and said, " I hate when you do that Mom."

Descartes was in a bar at closing time.
The barkeep asked if he'd like one for the road.
Descartes said, "I think not"......
......and at once went POOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby VeliLeBelly » Sat Aug 06, 2016 7:17 pm

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby dozer511 » Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:24 pm

Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: To get a mini soda!

LEL or LOL? :lol:

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby dozer511 » Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:43 pm

Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ZappierVirus » Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:48 pm

:D :D :D :lol:
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby dozer511 » Thu Aug 11, 2016 5:10 pm

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

A: Bacon legs. :D

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby dozer511 » Thu Aug 11, 2016 5:17 pm

Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?

A: Frostbite

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby dozer511 » Thu Aug 11, 2016 5:27 pm

Q: What do peanut butter and jelly do around the campfire?

A: They tell toast stories.


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