The Joke Thread
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ZappierVirus
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Creepers + Boom Slimes = Big Crater
Minecrafting all the time!
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I post too much.
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BradOfficial
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What do you cut a tree down with?
A sahhhhhhh dude.
A sahhhhhhh dude.
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How does a blind skydiver know when he's about to hit the ground?
Spoiler:
"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."
—Brigham Young
"Don't take refuge in the false security of consensus."
—Christopher Hitchens
—Brigham Young
"Don't take refuge in the false security of consensus."
—Christopher Hitchens
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JustJeffery
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Heh heh This one made me laugh.
$1 Million in Heaven
Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"
God replied, "$1 million."
Joe asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"
God said, "One million years."
Joe asked for a penny.
God said, "Sure, in a minute."
I Think its pretty funny!
$1 Million in Heaven
Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"
God replied, "$1 million."
Joe asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"
God said, "One million years."
Joe asked for a penny.
God said, "Sure, in a minute."
I Think its pretty funny!
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ZappierVirus
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LOL!
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| Sarcasm Begin |
| If a con is the opposite of a pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress? |
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Creepers + Boom Slimes = Big Crater
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I post too much.
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If a cow is in danger, its life is at steak
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Creepers + Boom Slimes = Big Crater
Minecrafting all the time!
I post too much.
Minecrafting all the time!
I post too much.
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kittycathead
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Made this one myself. Hope you like it!
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ZappierVirus
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Creepers + Boom Slimes = Big Crater
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I post too much.
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Why don't chicken coops have four doors?
If they did, they'd be chicken sedans!
If they did, they'd be chicken sedans!
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
By searching for Fresh Prints.
By searching for Fresh Prints.
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