Birthday?! HECK YESH!!!
Sort of. We, uh, don't have fraternities here. <.<
But thar will b partiez. and caek.
Why aren't you playing Guild Wars?
a) I don't have a computer.
b) I'm not that interested in video games.
c) I'm even less interested in that type of video game.
d) I don't have a computer.
e) I have absolutely no money. Like, I might have a dime somewhere.
f) I don't have a computer.
Is it becoming clear?