Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[Lazarus]

Once upon a time, in a universe much like ours, a young Christian student was sick of being restricted to his small community - which happened to be full of airheads, so he created the first forum, allowing him to communicate with people all around the world.

Instead of having to be polite like in face-to-face conversation, on his forum he could ban people he didn't like - edit a person's post if he didn't like what they said, edit his own posts to retract something, etc. Thus a small group of like-minded people formed around his forum, and it became an awesome place to converse.

It was utopia for the student.

*cough* Don't let my mother see this. *cough*

[a_sigint_ninja]

I wouldn't do that. Now, where is the Dwemer puzzle cube in this mine?

[Lazarus]

Behind those rocks, I'd bet.

[a_sigint_ninja]

Actually, it's probably hidden behind many hostiles. Just have to find them....

[Lazarus]

Well, the AI are usually dumber than a box of rocks, so...

How smart is the AI in that game?

[a_sigint_ninja]

Uhh...people leave valuable goods lying around for you to steal, but the cops arrest you if anyones sees you do anything. Pendragon probably knows.

[Lazarus]

I assume you can't kill the cops?

[The_Pendragon]

you can but they're the only respawning sentients in the game. Anyway, I forget where it is exactly, I ended up just working my way as far down as I could and I think I found it then.

[paintballjunkie]

guess i'll go look for morrowind...i just killed glodor(spl)on FF3

[CountKrazy]

hahaha*kills browning* die filthy commie!

What is the matter with you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU... YOU... I don't want to get banned! Give me a chance to witness! And calling her a filthy commie?!?!?!?! I RIP AWAY YOUR SIR SPAMALOT TITLE!!!! You think God likes it when you call someone a "filthy commie"? EH?! EH???!!! So what next?! First it was Rosie O'Donnel, now Emily Browning! Will it be Johnny Depp next for doing self-harm as a child or being interested in magic? Will it be Clinton for doing oral... you know...? Will it be the guy down the street with sexual problems? Will it be Lindsay Lohan because of immodesty?

We have to stop judging people so harshly! People are watching us to see how Christians really act.

All I'm saying is that we should stop judging people for their problems, beliefs, etc. Agreed? Understand? If you were a non-Christian and saw somebody call another person a 'filthy commie' for example behind their back, would you think "Wow! I really want to be a Christian!"

Okay, I'm done...

woah. I never would have expected that.

It's whoa, esophagus, whoa! Notice the H? Oh, and yes, I never would've thought that in a million billion years... BUT IT MIGHT BE RUMOR, YA HEAR?!

Incidentally, do they ever do activities like going to rock concerts?

Or witnessing? Wait, it isn't a Christian school, is it? Or is this church?

[Moo]

Moo.

[CountKrazy]

And Emily Browning is not a filthy commie.

Now I'm REALLY done...

Moo? Don't llamas make the sound "UuuuuuuuuugggggggggLOOLOOLOO
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHAHAHAH"?

[a_sigint_ninja]

Or witnessing? Wait, it isn't a Christian school, is it? Or is this church?

It's church. They do some witnessing. And they have some missions trips too.

[CountKrazy]

Hmm...

There are three places I want to go to witness: Australia (as most of you know ((it mind end up being LA is Em moves there))), Scotland, and Peru. Well, really, I want to witness all over the world. Mainly to actors and actresses, but to all people. Like a missionary.

I haven't abandoned my love for writing, but really, a person's eternal soul is of much more value and importance.

There's these two guys that are radical missionaries, and they will go into the WORST places to witness. They're kind of an inspiration and role model for me... It would be nice to have a missionary partner to hel out, though. Maybe my wife (if it's God's will for me to get married) would come... Let's hope she doesn't mind hostile natives... and hostile actor bodyguards...

[paintballjunkie]

meh CK take a chill pill and lose the obseesions