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TripExistence wrote:
I don't know where I heard it, I'm pretty sure my dad told me like years ago.

..He doesn't let me watch Leno. :|
Why would you want to watch Leno? XD
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It was kind of a joke..I watch what I want.

Nothing wrong with Leno, though I prefer Ferguson and O'Brien. None of that Kimmel, Fallon, or even Letterman crap.
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Why would you watch any of those shows when you could be:

1) Saving the world.

2) Eating a chalupa

3) Having intestinal distress from the chalupa you ate earlier

4) Playing games

5) AOTA.

No hesitating! You've only got four minutes to save the world!
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Why would you watch any of those shows when you could be:

1) Taking over the world.

2) Eating a brain

3) Having kidney distress from the brain you ate earlier

4) Playing guitar

5) AOTA - at the same time.

No hesitating! You've only got four minutes to destroy the world!
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*World EXPLODES!!!*

And everyone died! Except for me. You know why?!
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Because you're really an advanced AI contained in a satellite.
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Ha! I knew it...
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What do ya'll think we should name him?

I think Cortana fits him.
I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do - Robert A Heinlein

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GarthVader wrote:*World EXPLODES!!!*

And everyone died! Except for me. You know why?!
cuz u left ur tray table up

and ur seet up in the full uprite posishin
My name is ChickenSoup and I have several flavors in which you may be interested
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^ I wish I didn't have to hear that phrase ever again..
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Get airsick lassie?
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Heck no, I've been flying since before you could walk. *

I've just flown so many times I'm sick of hearing it. WE KNOW YOU HEARTLESS AIRLINE PERSONNEL.

*May or may not be exaggeration of truth.
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Plus, they don't give you free lunch anymore. They make you PAY for airline food.
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ChickenSoup wrote:
GarthVader wrote:*World EXPLODES!!!*

And everyone died! Except for me. You know why?!
cuz u left ur tray table up

and ur seet up in the full uprite posishin
Yes! You understand! *Hugs CS*

Ew.
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