Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[Nate]

Well, it did snow for ONE day! =O

But thats all..
ME WANT SNOWY! I miss snow...
I love the cold! Brrrrr...

How about there? Any white stuff falling from the clouds?




You know, when I was small, I thought that snow is actually tiny bits of clouds that were scraped off. Huh?

[Lazarus]

There's a bit of snow here, and it's cold - rained today...
I hate this place.

The other day I took out the trash, and as soon as I started dumping it in the barrel - it started hailing.
This place hates me too.

[CountKrazy]

*coughwheezehack* *teeth fall out* *wobbles over to Nate with cane*

Nate? Are my eyes foolin' me again? Oh, it is you! I got old while you were gone... Very old... Elbenty and a half! Don't you keep track of time, whippersnapper?

And is that...your...sister?! Why, I'll bet me boots it is! *vigorously shakes USG's hand*

Man, you and USG have missed a lot. Let's see... Not sure if you remember SigInt and Xian, but they're gone... James Sunderland and Pen were banned, but JS came back as Bruce_Campbell and Pen, as you know, is Last_Einherjar.

Laz's old Book in progress vanished in the "Topic Rapture of 2007," but he's started a new one (just as well!). I've been writing a Fan-Fic that's getting mixed reviews. Sure would be nice if you two could check it out! (It's the A CCGR Faerie Tale.)

Um... I'm a moderator now... And...yeah.

Lots of members are gone or don't come here often at all. Darth's a rarity, it seems. His brother is a member here now (airpa).

As for me... I'm still pursuing a career in writing, but I've decided that I want to be a actor/director/writers. Besides that...nothing too much. My parents nearly got divorced (and I still consider them divorced, even though they're not seperated).

Welcome back! We missed you two!

[Lazarus]

Well CAHF, you've got a career in writing history books, if nothing else.

...*whispers* Were those your dentures I found under the bench?

[TripExistence]

...*whispers* Were those your dentures I found under the bench?

LOL...I actually did.

[CountKrazy]

Well CAHF, you've got a career in writing history books, if nothing else.

...*whispers* Were those your dentures I found under the bench?

Eh? What was that? Speak up, laddie! (Seriously...wha?)

Ah, bless you, wee lad! They're me dentures, yes, but those were my very first ones from ninety years ago! Waily, waily, waily, would you look at all the fungus?

[Lazarus]

While Nate's gone, let's set some boobytraps for him...

So, CAHF! What were we talking about, eh? *loudly tries to change the subject*

[CountKrazy]

I believe we were talking about boobytra---toasters, yes, toasters! Aren't they great?!

[Lazarus]

Toasters? Yeah, I love 'em! Seriously.

I hug our toaster every day. And everynight. And I sleep with it under my pillow too.
Infact, I just love saying that word!

Toasters toasters toasters toasters toasters...

[Pheonix]

You my young fellow are strange and I don't mean that in a bad way...

[Lazarus]

Do you like toasters?

*is setting boobytraps in the background*

Well? Do you?!

ANSWER ME PHOENIX!!
*throws Pheonix out the window*

[Pheonix]

Agh! Not the window again. Yes!!! I like toasters! And toaster ovens, and toast.

[Wolfgang]

Yay for defenestration!

[epsons]

Nate, too? Been quite a while.

Welcome back to the both of youse.

[CountKrazy]

Defenestration! I love that word. And, hey, I was the one that started the window business! *grumblegrumblegrumble*

Do you like toasters?

*is setting boobytraps in the background*

Well? Do you?!

ANSWER ME PHOENIX!!
*throws Pheonix out the window*

*clobbers him after he lands*

*pulls out a bear trap and sets it up behind the door*

What? No, this isn't a booby trap! It's a, uh...toaster!