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Funny Joke

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:59 pm
by SonicTheHedgehog
This is one of my favorite jokes and it always cracks me up, lol (the wording is not exactly like how I first read the joke).

A Jewish man, an atheist, and a scientist all jump into an airplane. The Jewish dude throws an apple out of the airplane, grabs a parachute and jumps down. When he lands, he sees a little boy crying. So, he's like, "Why are you crying little boy?" The little boy responds with, "An apple came out of nowhere and hit me on the head :( ." The atheist follows suit, by throwing a banana peel out of the airplane, grabbing a parachute and jumping out of the airplane. When he lands, he sees a little girl crying. So, he sympathetically asks, "What's up? Why so sad?" The little girl says, "I slipped on this banana peel!". As for the scientist, he throws a bomb out of the airplane, grabs a parachute and jumps. When he lands, he sees a little boy laughing hysterically. So, he asks, "What's so funny?" The boy chuckles and says, "I farted and my house blew up!"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Funny Joke

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:42 pm
by kittycathead
Maybe you should post these in the joke section. :P