Once bitten, twice shy of my enemy,
who lives, yet not lives, among the universe.
I am a modern Guardian, an ancient Dragon.
I cannot see what others can,
call me sanguine, for I am what I consume.
What am I?
I'll start with this one:
You are in a cabin and it is pitch black. You have one match on you. Which do you light first, the newspaper, the lamp, the candle or the fire?
You are driving a bus. Six people get on, two people get off, then ten people get on and five people get off, then eight people get on and four more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes?
Spoiler:
I don't know, what color are your eyes? You're the driver.