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Yo mama is so stupid she was looking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
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Shoot first, double tap, and let God sort it out

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Unhuman stuff ^^^
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Your face looks like it caught on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
I am the Slayer... Of creepers... maybe a skele or two... and occasionally a zombie...

Anyone want some gunpowder?
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your mom is so dumb, she was tested repeatedly for a learning disorder
My name is ChickenSoup and I have several flavors in which you may be interested
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It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch down!
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your dad drinks so much it's splitting your family apart
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Not exactly funny... :|

I've got one! Yo mama's so fat, she can grab King Kong in her fist.
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your mom is so untrustworthy that she can't keep track of what about her is the truth anymore
My name is ChickenSoup and I have several flavors in which you may be interested
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Haha, I'm digging these anti-yo mama jokes.
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I hate you so much, that if you fell on some subway tracks with a train coming, I would save your life, then immediately demand monetary compensation and lifelong servitude.
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I hate you so much, that if you fell on the subway tracks, I'd save you, then I would push you back on the tracks just for fun.
I am the Slayer... Of creepers... maybe a skele or two... and occasionally a zombie...

Anyone want some gunpowder?
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Yo mama loves her food so much she gets post-partum depression every time she takes a dump.



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Yeah that was bad.
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your mom was such an insufficient authority figure in your life that you developed obsessive defiance disorder as a child and are unemployable until you receive behavioral therapy and supplemental medication
My name is ChickenSoup and I have several flavors in which you may be interested
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I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!!!!
I am the Slayer... Of creepers... maybe a skele or two... and occasionally a zombie...

Anyone want some gunpowder?
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your mom is so childish that she gambled away your college fund in the hopes of getting rich quick and now you are facing a crisis during your junior year in which you're not sure if your mother's actions have doomed you from completing your college education next year
My name is ChickenSoup and I have several flavors in which you may be interested
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You may be a zero now, but if you work real hard, you can be twice that!
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