Those ones are pretty good.
These Yo Mama jokes are reminding me of a really funny Key and Peele sketch. A little crude to post here though.
Let's get rude!
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It's a ponderous list that I had to exclude when posting mine...
"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."
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"Don't take refuge in the false security of consensus."
—Christopher Hitchens
—Brigham Young
"Don't take refuge in the false security of consensus."
—Christopher Hitchens
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Your mother is so overweight that she is not able to complete a graded exercise test without a physician present
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Yo mama so dumb, she sat on the TV, and watched the couch!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the TV, she squashed it!
Yo mama so scary, after she got off the floor from squashing the TV(I don't know how she managed to get up), she walked(or rolled) over to the couch, and when she was about to sit down, the couch exclaimed, "No! please don't kill me like the tele! I'm too young to die!"
Made all of those up myself.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the TV, she squashed it!
Yo mama so scary, after she got off the floor from squashing the TV(I don't know how she managed to get up), she walked(or rolled) over to the couch, and when she was about to sit down, the couch exclaimed, "No! please don't kill me like the tele! I'm too young to die!"
Made all of those up myself.
I am the Slayer... Of creepers... maybe a skele or two... and occasionally a zombie...
Anyone want some gunpowder?
Anyone want some gunpowder?
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Your mom is so unsatisfied with her life that she wonders what would have happened if she had stuck it out and gotten her degree
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The Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!
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Yo mama so fat the whales sing "We are family, even though your fatter than me!"
I literally do nothing
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your father is so disillusioned he abandoned your family
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What does that matter? You're their all time best seller!ohnolookout wrote:The Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!
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Your mother is so classless she would qualify as a Marxist utopia
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