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Those ones are pretty good.
These Yo Mama jokes are reminding me of a really funny Key and Peele sketch. A little crude to post here though. :(
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It's a ponderous list that I had to exclude when posting mine...
"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."
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Your mother is so overweight that she is not able to complete a graded exercise test without a physician present
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Yo mama so dumb, she sat on the TV, and watched the couch!

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the TV, she squashed it!

Yo mama so scary, after she got off the floor from squashing the TV(I don't know how she managed to get up), she walked(or rolled) over to the couch, and when she was about to sit down, the couch exclaimed, "No! please don't kill me like the tele! I'm too young to die!"





Made all of those up myself. :)
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Your mom is so unsatisfied with her life that she wonders what would have happened if she had stuck it out and gotten her degree
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The Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!
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Yo mama so fat the whales sing "We are family, even though your fatter than me!"
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your father is so disillusioned he abandoned your family
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ohnolookout wrote:The Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!
What does that matter? You're their all time best seller!
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Your mother is so classless she would qualify as a Marxist utopia
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Your mom is so heavy that when she fell down the stairs, it caused a seismic shockwave.
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