I am not a normal person.

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TripExistence
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if your girlfriend thanks you for buying her food, things that are perfectly acceptable and encouraged to say include:

1. "You're so very welcome."
2. "I don't mind buying food for you at all because you're the best!!"
3. "I only do it because I care."

usually followed by some sort of goofy smile.

etc.

what I said:

"Oh, I'm just fattening you up for the apocalypse."

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That works best if your girlfriend is of a similar humor. >.>
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Alright, let's see the scars she left.
I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do - Robert A Heinlein

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I respect you for that.
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Heh. Apocalypse.
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