if your girlfriend thanks you for buying her food, things that are perfectly acceptable and encouraged to say include:
1. "You're so very welcome."
2. "I don't mind buying food for you at all because you're the best!!"
3. "I only do it because I care."
usually followed by some sort of goofy smile.
etc.
what I said:
"Oh, I'm just fattening you up for the apocalypse."
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I am not a normal person.
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That works best if your girlfriend is of a similar humor. >.>
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Alright, let's see the scars she left.
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Heh. Apocalypse.
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