1. If your nose needs blowing, and you see a plastic grocery bag handy, for the love of donuts, it WILL NOT FUNCTION AS A KLEENEX.
2. If you haven't played a game, don't review it with five stars. I don't give a flying rip how awesome it looks or who created it, you throw off the entire dirty customer review system, and personally kick me in the metaphysical pants. Nothing sends me on a grumpy rant quicker than this.
2.5. If you haven't played a game, don't review it with 0 stars. I don't give a flying rip how stupid it looks or who created it, you throw off the entire dirty customer review system, and personally kick me in the metaphysical pants. Nothing sends me on a grumpy rant quicker than this.
2.9 If you haven't played a game, don't review it. Period. I don't give a flying rip how awesome or stupid it looks or who created it, or what system it is on, just don't. You throw off the entire dirty customer review system, and personally kick me in the metaphysical pants. Nothing sends me on a grumpy rant quicker than this.
3. If someone is looking at you like you're an idiot, the correct response is clearly to make a stupider face to out intelligent them.
4. If you dislike crowds and people in general, avoid going shopping the day before the superbowl.
5. If everyone around you is annoying, check your attitude. Check it twice and for srs face. If that's still OK, then chalk it up to people being stupid and go about your business.
6. Don't pretend your pontificating is for clarity. If I or someone else has to ask what you mean, you're not exactly crystal.
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I needed that actually.
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Hmm... I think I see a pattern here.Chozon1 wrote:2. If you haven't played a game, don't review it with five stars. I don't give a flying rip how awesome it looks or who created it, you throw off the entire dirty customer review system, and personally kick me in the metaphysical pants. Nothing sends me on a grumpy rant quicker than this.
2.5. If you haven't played a game, don't review it with 0 stars. I don't give a flying rip how stupid it looks or who created it, you throw off the entire dirty customer review system, and personally kick me in the metaphysical pants. Nothing sends me on a grumpy rant quicker than this.
2.9 If you haven't played a game, don't review it. Period. I don't give a flying rip how awesome or stupid it looks or who created it, or what system it is on, just don't. You throw off the entire dirty customer review system, and personally kick me in the metaphysical pants. Nothing sends me on a grumpy rant quicker than this.
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When do you think baconisgood will realize that Deep was quoting something when he said, "The only cure is more cowbell"?
When do you think baconisgood will realize that Deep was quoting something when he said, "The only cure is more cowbell"?
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You were telling him about Buddha, you were telling him about Mohammed in the same breath. You never mentioned one time the Man who came and died a criminal’s death...
You were telling him about Buddha, you were telling him about Mohammed in the same breath. You never mentioned one time the Man who came and died a criminal’s death...
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