what if

[Drewsov]

we held congress in a pool

and called it poolitics?

[ccgr]

hmm perhaps if we made them tread water until they made progress, we would get somewhere!

[Pheonix]

we held congress in a pool

and called it poolitics?

[ohnolookout]

we held congress in a pool

and called it poolitics?

talk about making a splash

[ChickenSoup]

we held congress in a pool

and called it poolitics?

talk about making a splash

WATER WE WAITING FOR?

[CountKrazy]

I ams o tired na d I just was closing oujt my tabs to go to bed and I saw this open and how did i get her

where am I

[ChickenSoup]

I ams o tired na d I just was closing oujt my tabs to go to bed and I saw this open and how did i get her

where am I

dude come here sit down

have some coffee

make yourself at home

[Chozon1]

make yourself at home

When people say this in real life, I'm like (audible) "Oh hai thanks", (inaudible) "Really? You don't mind if I come in, fart it up, throw on my Gears of War jimjams and melt onto the couch? You want me to do this? How about pillaging the fridge at odd hours, leaving my socks (clean or otherwise) in random places, and leaving my clothes in a pile?

[cjv]

Count if you dont care if I ask were you drunk or high lol.

[Sstavix]

we held congress in a pool

and called it poolitics?

I see a country where we have fewer businessmen and lawyers elected. In exchange, we'd get male models and bikini babes.

...

Could be an improvement, actually.