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Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:39 pm
by MyNinjaPenguin
Famous old proverb:

He who runs in front of a car gets tired, he who runs behind a car gets exhausted.

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:11 am
by sunsplace
This is a short one, i had to look it up, I'm not really from the jokes :)

Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?


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He just needed some space. :P

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:23 pm
by CuteRainbowElsa
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?







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A can’t opener!

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 5:12 am
by ThoseFromHeaven
Seeing as I'm a dad, perfect time for a dad joke:

I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying.

I can also tell when they're standing!

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:27 pm
by kittycathead
A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2019 3:38 pm
by kat2288
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.