Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2019 9:53 pm
what happens to a Frog who is parked illegally in a handicap zone .... He gets TOAD !!!!
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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 7:45 am
As a scarecrow people say im outstanding in my field. but hay, its in my jeans.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 11:53 am
got to go fast
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 8:34 pm
Q.What did the football player say to the venting machine when it got jammed? A. Gimme my quarter back!!!
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon May 13, 2019 11:50 pm
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 5:28 pm
Socialism.
Not very clean if you count the lack of toilet paper.
Not very clean if you count the lack of toilet paper.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 9:50 pm
Why is the bladder the easiest to enter?
Urine.
Urine.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 1:17 am
What are a dentist's favourite hymns?
Crown Him with many crowns
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Holy, holy, holy
Crown Him with many crowns
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Holy, holy, holy
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 1:39 am
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:32 am
I was talking to my friend who said "I know a man with a wooden leg named smith" to which I replied "what is the name of his other leg" (joke from Marry Poppins cause I have zero original, funny, talent)
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:00 am
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Between you and me, something smells.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:49 am
Why are cats good bakers?
Because they are whiskers.
Because they are whiskers.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 2:12 pm
What do you call a musty car?
A mustang!
A mustang!
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:22 pm
How did the Sadducees in the bible get their name?
Without Christ, they are Sad U see.
That's not mines. I heard Greg Laurie say that a long time ago and I thought about the joke this morning when I came across "Sadducee" this morning in Matthew.
Without Christ, they are Sad U see.
That's not mines. I heard Greg Laurie say that a long time ago and I thought about the joke this morning when I came across "Sadducee" this morning in Matthew.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:43 am
Oneness Pentecostals ayyyyyyyyy
Also
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
Also
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!