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Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:47 pm
by RickkyBoy_201
What's a pirate's favourite letter?

"R"

:D

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:06 am
by _erinisnotonfire
Here are some of my favorite jokes that NO ONE WILL GET BECAUSE I AM A SAD AND LONELY LITTLE EMO CHILD:
Brendon Urie doesn't age, His forehead just gets bigger and he gets a new haircut
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I'm not okay (I Promise)
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Bandit- Ma- ma-
Lyn-z- OH MY GOSH BANDIT YOUR FIRST WORDS WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!?!?! MOMMY??
Bandit- Mama we're alll gonna dieee stop asking me questions I'd hate to see you cry, mama we're all gonna die
Lyn-z- GERARD ARTHUR WAY
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No Thanks Pete *Wink Wonk* MEMED IT!

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:36 pm
by SelinBeanBean
Person: What's up?
Me: THE SKY HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
(So Original I know)

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:29 pm
by Petera
So obviously, this thread has a ton of posts, so hopefully I'm not reiterating another's joke. But anyway! The joke this thread started with reminds me of another joke with a parrot I have loved since I was a kid. xD Hopefully I'm remembering it right.

A man broke into a house, he came with the intention of robbing the place.
As he looked around with his flashlight in the dark house, to see what he'd steal, he heard someone speak,
"Jesus is watching you!" It exclaimed.
The robber turn around, insisting, "who's there? who's there?"
No response.

So the robber begins grabbing some items, and as he does this again he hears,
"Jesus is watching you!"
He flashes his light around, and it passed by a cage.
He holds it back over the cage and sees a parrot inside,
"Hah, was that you? Did you say that?"
The parrot replied, "Yep!"
The robber snarkily responded with, "Oh yeah? And who are you?"
"Moses!" Said the parrot.
The robber laughed and laughed, and finally asked,
"What kind kind of owner gives their parrot a stupid name like Moses?"
To which that parrot whispered to him,
"the same kind of owners who would name their rottweiler 'Jesus.'"

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:59 pm
by Bergkampdude
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ā€˜Iā€™m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.ā€™

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 11:43 pm
by FrostedChocolate
Why did the chicken cross the road?...To get to the other side xDDDDDD

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:09 pm
by Lucia_Hamilton
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
The a door is locked, please open it
LOL

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:54 am
by XxlakerpanxX
When 2 vegans fight is it considered beef

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:56 am
by Uovan
a skeleton walks into a bar he orders a drink and a mop.

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:32 pm
by Comotto

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:40 am
by KoolGirl
My boss told me to have a good day today.... So I went home! hahahaha

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 2:49 am
by LiveLifeInColor
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden-shoe like to hear another joke?
haha get it? wooden shoe=wouldn't you

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:21 pm
by BlackCheetahYT
Whats Christmasy about winning

I don't take noels

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:14 am
by BlockHeadLewie
Did you know there is a famous comedian in The Bible?
Sure is! His name is Samson. He brought the house down!
8) :lol: 8)

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:22 am
by kittycathead
Unfortunately, my life.
xD