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Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 3:13 am
by mikyuki
The past, the future, the present walked into a bar... things got tense.

A joke?

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:02 am
by McCookieGamer
Ummm Don't really know any sorry for the let down

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:51 pm
by Chosenchamp
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay??
Because then they'd be bay-guls!

What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Where's pop corn?

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:57 pm
by Zukids
Knock Knock
Whos there
Who
Who Who
Are you an owl or what?

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:16 am
by GodisAwesome1000
knock, knock whos there? boo. boowho? stop crying!

The Joke Thread

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2017 4:00 am
by Redflash
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: To eat the chickens on the other side!

Re: Introductions - New Members Post Here!

Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:10 am
by ooo
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

Re: Introductions - New Members Post Here!

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:34 pm
by ArcticFox
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
I liked this one :lol:

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:50 am
by blueviper10
A man was in a desert. He was looking for a hotel. 4 hotels surrounded him. He pointed at one and said "Nice hotel." He pointed at another and said "Nice hotel." He pointed at the third one and said "Nice hotel." He pointed to the last one and said "Nice hotel."


"Nice hotel" is code word for "This joke is not funny" at my old karate place.

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:27 am
by BedsideSet87505
I have a belt full of dumb, overplayed jokes that I've picked up from summer camp. They're all I know.

knock knock
-who's there
interrupting cow
-interrupting cow wh-MOO

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2017 1:02 am
by BedsideSet87505
I'm back because my friend insists I put in the wrong camp joke.

How does Moses make his coffee?



Hebrews it

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2017 3:16 am
by Dynim
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ieatmop"
"Ieatmopwho?"
You do?! Gross!

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:38 pm
by Wolfyminer
Replying on behalf of my two children, Wolfyminer and Wolfymajor,

Wolfyminer says, "What do you call a flea on the moon?" :lol: Answer- a Lunar-tick! :lol:
Wolfymajor says, "Why did the tomato blush?" "because she saw Mr Green Pea over the wall." :lol:

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:38 pm
by Notbeastlord
Why did the nkickel roll down the hill and not the dime?

The Dime had more sence

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:13 pm
by HonryZeNocturnal
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?