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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:56 am
by jonlumley
A customer calls a local computer store, complaining that his laptop's internal fan is making strange noises. The tech on the other end says "it probably just needs to be opened and cleaned. Its really easy to do, no need to pay us to do it". The customer says "That's great, but wouldn't your boss disagree with you on that?". The tech says "oh no, he encourages it. You see, we usually make more money on repairs when people try to fix their equipment first".
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 12:24 am
by ChibiW0lf
A robber breaks into a house and all of a sudden hears the words come out of the darkness, "I can see you and Jesus can see you." He freezes, but doesn't hear anything further. So he turns on his flashlight and shines it around, but doesn't see anything, so he keeps rummaging around. Again he hears the words "I can see you and Jesus can see you." He shines his flash around again, and finally finds the source of the voice. It's a parrot sitting comfortably on its perch. The robber sighs with relief and flicks on the light-switch. Then, under the parrot's perch he sees the largest, angriest-looking Rottweiler he's ever seen. And then the parrot says "Sic 'em, Jesus."
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:52 am
by evered
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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:55 am
by evered
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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:44 pm
by MayorEmma
what do you call an alligator in a vest?
an investigator.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:39 am
by Sstavix
evered wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:55 am
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The Gamercat is just an awesome comic. So, so funny.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:24 am
by evered
Sstavix wrote: ↑Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:39 am
evered wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:55 am
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The Gamercat is just an awesome comic. So, so funny.
YES! Gamercat friend! Finnaly.
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:27 am
by evered
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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:34 pm
by naturegirl123321
Why couldn't you play poker in the Savannah's?
Because there were a bunch of cheeta(r)hs
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:28 pm
by Comotto
Did you hear about the new Hair Cutting Salon on the Moon?
E-Clips
CARZ
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:19 pm
by Boopster277
Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels!
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:00 am
by Comotto
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:19 am
by evered
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Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 5:16 pm
by Foxwick
evered wrote: ↑Sat Aug 19, 2017 1:52 am
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Lololol
Re: The Joke Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 11:41 pm
by Ariana_Kat_304
This is not really a good joke, but I'll say it anyway......... how do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
Step 1: open fridge
Step 2: grab elephant
Step 3: put elephant in fridge
Step 4: close fridge
NOW:
How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
Step 1: open fridge
Step 2: take elephant out
Step 3: put giraffe in fridge
Step 4: close fridge
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PUT AN ELAPHANT AND GIRAFFE IN THE REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I'm done now -_-
