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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby jbmsDad » Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:40 pm

From the web:

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.

;-)

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ZappierVirus » Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:05 pm

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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My Joke

Postby jbmPlaysGaming » Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:48 pm

My Joke

You
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What did one toaster say to the other?
I don't know!
You look depressed.

I made that joke up myself :3

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby xXAerowenXx » Sat Aug 13, 2016 2:59 am

How do you hide an elephant? You paint it purple.
Have you ever seen a purple elephant before? Exactly.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ZappierVirus » Sat Aug 13, 2016 8:28 am

:D :lol: :D
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby kittycathead » Sat Aug 13, 2016 9:43 am

I have a cat.

His name is Tux.

He is a tuxedo cat, and he looks like he's ready for a wedding.

However, he's never been to one.

Maybe he should marry my other cat, Shelby...

Too bad he's already neutered. XD
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby JesusIsLord713 » Fri Aug 19, 2016 3:16 pm

Lol :lol:
I love playing Mario games! :D :D :D :D :D They are so awesome!!!

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Jsaw90 » Sat Aug 27, 2016 10:33 pm

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will Let it go.

Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It's dread-full.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Jsaw90 » Sat Aug 27, 2016 10:50 pm

Driving from Carlton MN to Clouqet MN, but one day you realize the sign says Clouqet Left......
Guess you'll drive home then hey ? :/

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Chozon1 » Sun Aug 28, 2016 4:13 am

Why did the tabletop wargamer use a file on his cheese?
Spoiler:
It had mold lines.
Why did the tabletop wargamer get so upset when he found out his dog was going to be in a TV commercial?
Spoiler:
The dog was modeling for Advantage.
Why did the Space Marine buy a 1990's Ford Focus?
Spoiler:
A Land Raider was cost prohibitive.
What did the Space Marine say when a house full of Warjacks collapsed on the battlefield?
Spoiler:
Hey, who broke the fourth wall?
>_>

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby CRCBrony » Tue Sep 06, 2016 8:10 pm

''Knock, Knock!''

''Who's there?

''BOO!''

''BOO who?''

''Don't cry! You'll Find your 'true love' some day!''

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Chuckderp » Sun Sep 11, 2016 12:56 pm

Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ZappierVirus » Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:03 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Best Joke I have ever heard!
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Woiv » Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:46 pm

LOL! :)

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby JesusIsLord713 » Sun Sep 11, 2016 3:00 pm

Lol!!
I love playing Mario games! :D :D :D :D :D They are so awesome!!!

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