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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
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What did one toaster say to the other?
I don't know!
You look depressed.
I made that joke up myself :3
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What did one toaster say to the other?
I don't know!
You look depressed.
I made that joke up myself :3
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How do you hide an elephant? You paint it purple.
Have you ever seen a purple elephant before? Exactly.
Have you ever seen a purple elephant before? Exactly.
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Creepers + Boom Slimes = Big Crater
Minecrafting all the time!
I post too much.
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I post too much.
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I have a cat.
His name is Tux.
He is a tuxedo cat, and he looks like he's ready for a wedding.
However, he's never been to one.
Maybe he should marry my other cat, Shelby...
Too bad he's already neutered. XD
His name is Tux.
He is a tuxedo cat, and he looks like he's ready for a wedding.
However, he's never been to one.
Maybe he should marry my other cat, Shelby...
Too bad he's already neutered. XD
I am a cat. Meow!
You can guarantee that whatever I post will be crazy in some way.
Do I care? No!
Can somebody make me a visual novel?
You can guarantee that whatever I post will be crazy in some way.
Do I care? No!
Can somebody make me a visual novel?
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I love playing Mario games! They are so awesome!!!
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will Let it go.
Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It's dread-full.
Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It's dread-full.
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Driving from Carlton MN to Clouqet MN, but one day you realize the sign says Clouqet Left......
Guess you'll drive home then hey ? :/
Guess you'll drive home then hey ? :/
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Why did the tabletop wargamer use a file on his cheese?
Why did the tabletop wargamer get so upset when he found out his dog was going to be in a TV commercial?
Why did the Space Marine buy a 1990's Ford Focus?
What did the Space Marine say when a house full of Warjacks collapsed on the battlefield?
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''Knock, Knock!''
''Who's there?
''BOO!''
''BOO who?''
''Don't cry! You'll Find your 'true love' some day!''
''Who's there?
''BOO!''
''BOO who?''
''Don't cry! You'll Find your 'true love' some day!''
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Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"
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Best Joke I have ever heard!
Creepers + Boom Slimes = Big Crater
Minecrafting all the time!
I post too much.
Minecrafting all the time!
I post too much.
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Lol!!
I love playing Mario games! They are so awesome!!!
1.12 is here!
A former admin of Prism!!!
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A former admin of Prism!!!
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