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Two chickens are at the beach. There are two spots where the water washes up the shore. The first chicken said to the second chicken, "Hey, why did the chicken cross the beach?" The chicken ran across the shore to another place where the water was washing up. "To get to the other tide!"

Haha, get it?
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Haha!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who? :lol:
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Oh haha I get it :P
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Haha! :D :lol:
I love playing Mario games! :D :D :D :D :D They are so awesome!!!

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"knock knock, who's their?"
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spoiler :lol:
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansaw.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!

Its all I've got xD
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Lol! :D
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One day Tyrone's mother came to school to see how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her entire teaching career.

Tyrone's mom, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

Twenty Five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with irreversible Cardiac disease. Her doctors all strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was remarkably successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw the handsome young doctor who headed her surgical team smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but quickly died.

The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. When the doctor turned around to leave the room, he saw Tyrone, now a janitor at the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to plug in his vacuum cleaner.

If you thought that Tyrone had become the heart-surgeon, you assumed wrong.
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LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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S: "Hey Patrick, what am I now?"
P: "Uhh...st-pid?"
S: "Noo, I'm Texas!"
P: "What's the difference?"

As a native Texan, this was gold.
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What do you call something fat cow that can't do anything right?

Me

Or an utter disappointment. Your pick
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