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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby jacklaster » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:17 pm

A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’."

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.“

The father looked at him and said, “Okay, just whisper in my ear

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Cloaking_Ocean » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:04 am

@Deepfreeze32 I love computer programming jokes xD.

Here's one I know:
99 bugs in the code
99 bugs in the code
Take one down
and patch it up
117 bugs in the code...

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Nixnax786 » Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:28 pm

Where was tennis first mentioned in the bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second.
Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants
and the Angels were rained out.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby EccentricPickle » Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:40 pm

What would a chemist call his homie?

BRO-MINE

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby kittycathead » Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:55 am

Where was tennis first mentioned in the bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second.
Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants
and the Angels were rained out.
XD :lol:

Which state in the USA is the most welcoming?

O-HI-o

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby kittycathead » Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:15 am

Why was six afraid of seven because seven eight nine
Why did seven eight nine?

Because you're supposed to have three squared meals a day.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby BlockHeadLewie » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:02 am

Why was six afraid of seven because seven eight nine
Why did seven eight nine?

Because you're supposed to have three squared meals a day.

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Oh that's cute!
:clap: :lol: :clap:
If God is my Pilot and fully in control of the flight, I guess that makes me a Steward on the plane. How may I serve you?

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby MrFixit » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:53 am

What do you call o factory that sells good products?
A satisfactory.


What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby BlockHeadLewie » Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:31 pm

Something cute that actually happened while I was babysitting just HAS to be posted!
As the 12 year old boy finished getting ready for bed I asked him if he wanted help saying his prayers. He declared his independence and knelt beside his bed. He began The Lord's Prayer:
"Our Father who is in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy Will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread..." Then after short pause he says: "And please don't forget the peanut butter and jelly!"

(What makes this so cute is I've heard about kids who said this, but never actually thought it was true until I heard it myself!)
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If God is my Pilot and fully in control of the flight, I guess that makes me a Steward on the plane. How may I serve you?

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby kittycathead » Tue Feb 20, 2018 9:53 pm

Something cute that actually happened while I was babysitting just HAS to be posted!
As the 12 year old boy finished getting ready for bed I asked him if he wanted help saying his prayers. He declared his independence and knelt beside his bed. He began The Lord's Prayer:
"Our Father who is in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy Will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread..." Then after short pause he says: "And please don't forget the peanut butter and jelly!"

(What makes this so cute is I've heard about kids who said this, but never actually thought it was true until I heard it myself!)
:lol:
wow xD


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