That was funny bubbathree men climb a mountain and when they get to the top they realize they don't have enough resources to get back down so they check the top to see if anyone left anything behind but they found nothing then one of them found a genie lamp and poof out pops a genie he says, "I will grant each of you one wish as long as you jump off the cliff as you make it so the first guy says, " OK" so he runs jumps off the cliff and says, "I wish I was a bird" so he flies away the second one runs jumps off the cliff and says, "I wish I was a spring" so he bounces away and finally the third one is running to jump and says, "I wish I was a..." and he trips on a rock and tumbles over the side and says, "ooh poop".............................there was a mess at the bottom
dude youre hillariousI guess I'll post a collection.
Here's some that I made up during bible class.
You know the story of Absalom? Well, it's perfect example of what one should not do. You see, Absalom decided to jump ahead, instead of waiting for his turn to become king. He started a revolution, gathered and army, and attempted to oust David from the throne. He met his end when his hair was tangled up in a tree. The general decided to have him killed for his treachery.
So what's the moral of the story? Be careful. Absalom attempted to use goto, and it cost him his life. The other moral? Your tangled spaghetti code can get you caught on the wrong side of a binary search tree.
/jokes that hardly anyone here will get
2+2 != 4. Why? Because I use base 4, silly.
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says "We only serve noble gas here!" Argon doesn't react.
Cats are made up of Iron, Lithium, and Neon. FeLiNe.
Jokes about Sodium? Na.
Math tells us the saddest love stories ever. Parallel lines, who travel side by side but are destined to never meet. Tangent lines, who cross paths once and never see each other again. Asymptotic lines, who get closer and closer but never meet. Derivatives, which attempt to mimic someone they see as better, but always remain a shadow of the original.
Yes, all I really know are nerd jokes. Get over it.
LOLA sign was hung in an office window. It read:
Must type 70 words a minute.
Must be computer literate.
Must be bilingual.
An equal opportunity employer.
A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked into the manager's office, making it clear he wished to apply for the job.
The office manager laughed and said, "I can't hire a dog for this job."
The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity employer."
So the manager said, "OK, take this letter and type it." The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted.
The manager said, "Alright, here's a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it."
Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer.
The manager still wasn't convinced. "I still can't hire you for this position. You've got to be bilingual."
The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."
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