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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ConerJinkins123 » Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:41 pm

so a fax goes into a restaurant and sees 3 pigs in chef outfits, so the fox asks them "what are you guys doing?" they said "baken"

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Kairltynstwist » Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:24 pm

How do you make a tissue dance? :lol: put a Boogie :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby BlockHeadLewie » Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:27 pm

Did you hear the one about the lifeguard that rescued a devout Christ Follower?
The lifeguard got saved!
Peace!
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Keiken_ » Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:01 pm

What's blue and smells like red paint?
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Blue paint. ;D

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby BlockHeadLewie » Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:13 am

What's blue and smells like red paint?
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Blue paint. ;D
I LOLed!

What's black and white and red and white and black and white and red and white and black and white and red ALL over?

Spoiler:
A skunk falling down a rocky hill!
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ZappierVirus » Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:22 pm

LOL
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby IndigoFern » Tue Mar 22, 2016 12:23 pm

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetah's

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ZappierVirus » Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:57 pm

LOL!
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby BlockHeadLewie » Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:26 am

A lot of golfers carry an extra pair of pants.
Why?
Just in case they get a hole in one.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ZappierVirus » Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:18 am

LOL!
I have heard that one but it is still funny.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Sparing Link » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:28 pm

I know a joke about pizza, but... nah, you don't wanna hear it. It's too cheesy.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby BlockHeadLewie » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:31 am

I know a joke about pizza, but... nah, you don't wanna hear it. It's too cheesy.
You just "took a bite" out of the Joke thread with that post.
Just like I did here.
It's a tasty topic, to be sure!
LoL
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ZappierVirus » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:41 pm

LOL! This topic is always funny.
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Deepfreeze32 » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:03 am

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudan, a Batswanan, a Belorussian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Briton, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakh, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scotsman, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...

The doorman stops them and says sorry I cant let you in without a Thai.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ArcticFox » Wed Apr 06, 2016 10:36 am

Somebody spent a lot of time on that joke...
"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."
—Brigham Young

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