I HAVE IT:
Batman - The Musical!
"Join us on a fun-filled, light-hearted romp through downtown Gotham as our beloved characters entertain us with their whimsical take on their traditional roles!"
Sure to become a classic! Sing along with...
"Christmas with the Butler" - performed by Ewan MacGregor as Bruce Wayne/Batman
"Black cape or yellow?" - performed by Macaulay Culkin as Dick Grayson/Robin
All dances choreographed by Paula Abdul!
Who will ever forget the soulful ballad "Harley or the World?" performed by Jack Black as The Joker?
Don't miss it!
Special cameo appearances by Adam West, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christan Bale and Michael Keaton, in an ensemble performance of "Voices of the Past."
Will Batman be able to save Gotham from the villainous machinations of Kiefer Sutherland as The Riddler...
"Riddle me this, Riddle me That, Whatever Happened to That Really Hot Cat?!?!?"
... or Katy Perry as Catwoman, singing "Meow by Moonlight"...
... or Patrick Stewart as Mr. Freeze, performing "Wintertime in Anchorage?"
Coming soon to a theater near you!
I'm not going to lie, I would watch the ever living stuffing out of that.