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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:20 pm
by cjv
RedPlums wrote:It's cool, the tiger looks photo-shopped though.
I hope you are kidding.
Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:23 pm
by baconisgood23
And now back to our regularly-scheduled program.
Julie used her magical grappling hook and flew up into the vents above. She crawled through the vent and out of the building and teleported to some other time.
As she awoke, she saw that she was in a forest. She got up, and saw a handsome man in green walk by. He had an awesome sword and pointed ears that Julie thought looked cute.
Yes, this man was the hero of legend, and Julie had fallen in love with him.
And all of a sudden, this started playing:
Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:34 pm
by amberchick
baconisgood23 wrote:And now back to our regularly-scheduled program.
Julie used her magical grappling hook and flew up into the vents above. She crawled through the vent and out of the building and teleported to some other time.
As she awoke, she saw that she was in a forest. She got up, and saw a handsome man in green walk by. He had an awesome sword and pointed ears that Julie thought looked cute.
Yes, this man was the hero of legend, and Julie had fallen in love with him.
And all of a sudden, this started playing:
I can't listen.....
Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy
Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:36 pm
by amberchick
Well, the man with the green cloak and pointy ears was really an elf who decided to marry the woman. The woman and elf time traveled together and stopped all crimes from happening. But this caused a ripple in time. Jesus (Is this considerd a crime?) never died for sins, so no one could go to heaven. Instead....
Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:22 am
by kittycathead
The couple decided to have the Romans arrest the Pharisees that were planning to have Jesus killed. So Jesus never died. And nobody ever went to heaven. So...
Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:24 pm
by amberchick
Julie and the elf (who was really Eragon from the Inheritance Cycle) quickly un-arrested the Pharisees. Eragon called upon his legendary dragon Saphira and flew with Julie to another time. Little did they know, all the poor souls who couldn't go to heaven revolted and killed Julie and Eragon, leaving the enraged dragon Saphira to . . .
Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:36 pm
by kittycathead
Roar so loud everyone became deaf. Then . . .