Christ Centered Gamer

No. No he was not. You do not kill Mr. Rogers that is horrible and sick. Mr. Rogers one and he thanked God for His help. THAT is how it goes. Mr. Rogers cannot die. He's too awesome.

But then a horror that even made the primordial terror shiver in his boots broke out from the pit the devil himself.

And Mr. Rogers was scattered across the land. <_<

No. Mr. Rogers lives. Because God was on his side, and nothing can defeat God, Mr. Rogers won the battle, he slayed the terror and praised the Lord for His help.

Then Thor shows up taking the mighty oak of his father Odin and forming a cross on which he crucified Mr. Rogers with Mjolnir, thus proving that you always bet on the God with a hammer.

oh my gosh... no... God, the one and only God, Jehovah, struck down this wannabe-"god" with a puny hammer, before he could do anything to Mr. Rogers.

In an alternate universe, far away from Mr. Rogers and his trouble with people repeatedly killing him and bringing him back to life, a young lady named Julie was on her usual rounds delivering papers. As she was riding her bike down the street, she noticed a strange, sparkly object on the sidewalk. She stopped to examine it. Suddenly, the object transported her off to...

And Odin swatted the laughable jewish god and went about his business.

Julie was swept into the mountains deep in Peru and sacrificed alive.

um can we keep this family friendly??

Apparently not...

What laughable Jewish God? He is not simply a Jewish God, he is God, of all, the God of you, I and everyone. Odin and the norse gods are not real. Please stop this horrid gore and useless arguments and simply enjoy the creations in peace.

Julie, meanwhile, was transported to Ukraine, where she discovered that the item she had found was a stolen time traveling device from the year 1378, made by a small tribe of native Americans in Brazil.
When Julie looked around, she discovered that she was in a museum, and that the security beams were pointed at her.
The alarm went off...

If it doesn't stay family friendly I will unleash the ban hammer and lock this thread. Pretty impressive

Oh dang, that is cool! Did you make it yourself?

nah found it on a google image search

It's cool, the tiger looks photo-shopped though.

Wat.