Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

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Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby baconisgood23 » Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:25 pm

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Far, far away, in the darkest corners of the multiverse, there lied an unparalleled dark force. This force sought to consume all dimensions and meld them so they would adhere to its own twisted ideals.

Meanwhile, on an ordinary planet known as Earth, there lived a young man by the name of David. Little did he know that, as he lived out his normal, insignificant life, a great destiny awaited him. This boy would be tasked with the important job of...
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby Orodrist » Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:59 pm

Becoming pregnant with a cosmic monster of a form beyond human comprehension
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby cjv » Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:10 am

Becoming pregnant with a cosmic monster of a form beyond human comprehension


......didn't see that coming :shock:
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Postby baconisgood23 » Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:39 pm

But, realizing that that wouldn't work because he was a guy(and it would also be pretty gross nasty), he decided to take on a different destiny. He journeyed across time and space in search of the mystical Blade of Jollygoodness that would help him carry out his quest. And after this had gone on for a few years. he came across...
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby ArchAngel » Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:53 pm

No, no, it's a cop out to reverse someone else's contribution. You must continue with this lovecraftian theme.
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Postby baconisgood23 » Sat Nov 23, 2013 3:04 pm

Erm... fair enough, I suppose.

After the cosmic monster was birthed up, it journeyed off to seek the legendary power crystal that would give it sacred powers of...
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby Orodrist » Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:27 pm

World domination, as it was the harbinger of the Great Old Ones.
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Postby RedPlums » Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:21 pm

David was enjoying his morning meal of two fried eggs over hard, crispy bacon and toast when he heard the news that a dark being was attacking central Canada.

He decided that he would take action...
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby baconisgood23 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:29 pm

By using the mystical power of the Lightning Crystal to imprison the being in a nether realm of pain and suffering. But it wasn't going to be as easy as he thought. What he did not know was that the dark being was only a distraction, summoned by a much higher power whose ultimate goal was to subdue the galaxy. His name was...
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby Orodrist » Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:36 pm

Steve. He was a janitor imbued with evil power that only showed itself when the stars were aligned in a cross.
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby ArchAngel » Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:48 pm

Chtenff hafh'drn vulgtlagln shoggoth orr'e, fm'latgh f'bthnk, 'ai Cthulu-yar.
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby RedPlums » Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:06 pm

David was dumbstruck, what was the weird language that the evil janitor was saying?

He quickly bought all of the Rosetta Stone learning books and learned a lot of languages...
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby ArchAngel » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:09 pm

A voice whispered in David's head.
It is the language of the old ones, the tongues that no sane man could bear.
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby Orodrist » Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:39 pm

And the voice from the darkness bade him to return to the void from whence his soul was born
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby ArchAngel » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:29 pm

It was only until a month later did a passerby stumbled upon David, or rather the mumbling, deranged lunatic scratching R'lyehian into the walls with his blood. All hope of recovery is clearly lost, as his mind has been completely consumed.
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