The mysterious man on a mysterious island of mystery

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Postby RedPlums » Fri Nov 22, 2013 3:57 am

Barge his way through all of the pig men without being harmed...
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Postby baconisgood23 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:40 pm

And destroy the giant crystal in the middle of the fortress, which deactivated all the Tac Nayns. All the Nyan Cats celebrated and ate rainbow cupcakes.

But, far off on the edge of the galaxy, a Spartan known as Master Chief sought revenge on Garret for stealing his whole power armor idea. He flew off in pursuit of his victim.
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Postby RedPlums » Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:31 pm

Garret was enjoying a strawberry banana smoothie by the pool in a Miami resort when his glass shattered in his hand.

Master Chief growled, he had missed the target and hit his smoothie instead!
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Postby baconisgood23 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:37 pm

By now, Garret was tired of adventuring and wanted a break. He got up, bought two more smoothies, and offered Master Chief one. Surprised by Garret's relaxed response, he...
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Postby RedPlums » Mon Nov 25, 2013 8:04 pm

Said no, and sneered at Garret before walking away.

Garret just sighed and drank both of the smoothies, then he went and got a message...
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Postby baconisgood23 » Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:24 pm

That he had totally forgotten about the magical mayonnaise he was supposed to have picked up a long time ago. However, by the he got there the magic had worn off, and it was just normal mayo. He decided to make a sandwich with it.

Some of the magic must still have been left in there, because when Garret took a bite, he exclaimed that it was the best sandwich he had ever tasted. The wonderful goodness of the sandwich gave him a new ability that allowed him to...
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Postby RedPlums » Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:18 am

Turn into a man eating rabbit!
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Re: The mysterious man on a mysterious island of mystery

Postby cjv » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:21 pm

But master chief wasn't done with him and one dark and moonless night he came back and while garret was sleeping and stabbed him in the throat with an energy sword.
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Postby RedPlums » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:59 pm

Whilst Chief was relishing his accomplishment, he noticed Garret's snazzy rocket-leather boots. He took them, tried them on, and flew too...
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Re: The mysterious man on a mysterious island of mystery

Postby cjv » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:55 am

The middle of a red dwarf star.
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Postby RedPlums » Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:39 pm

Because, inside this dwarf star, was a secret UNSC base for secret missions.

At the base chief was given the mission to go and help some dudes out of a jail on the planet Grogan.
Chief flew off in his very own specialized pelican and landed in a jungle on the planet...
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Re: The mysterious man on a mysterious island of mystery

Postby cjv » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:48 pm

but little did he know that grogan was a a code name for earth and he had just landed in Jurassic park...
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Re: The mysterious man on a mysterious island of mystery

Postby baconisgood23 » Fri Nov 29, 2013 3:37 am

Wondering what importance people in a normal earth jail would have, he set about doing his job. Once the captives were free, Master Chief transported them back to the base where he discovered they were not simple humans. In reality, they were...
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Postby RedPlums » Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:21 pm

Young female Elites who had been sold as slaves, but they escaped to earth and got human cloaking devices to make themselves blend in.

Chief told them that he would help them get to a safe, slave-free, planet...
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Re: The mysterious man on a mysterious island of mystery

Postby cjv » Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:56 pm

But while in transit to the other planet their ship was badly damaged by an asteroid and then....
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