Fred the Monkey!

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Fred the Monkey!

Postby antvaughn10 » Sat May 26, 2012 1:54 am

fred was tired of bananas and saw to his delight some human food.. only outside his cage at the central park zoo.. he watched as people came by laughing and pointing at him. that night as fred was sleeping some men came in and put fred in a burlap sack and carried him away all while he was still asleep

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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby ChickenSoup » Sun May 27, 2012 12:49 pm

and then he died
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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby jester747 » Sun May 27, 2012 8:13 pm

The end.
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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby ChickenSoup » Sun May 27, 2012 11:51 pm

:(
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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby Chozon1 » Mon May 28, 2012 1:39 am

But tied to this earth from unfulfilled longing for human fud (and unfulfilled vengeance at Jester killing him off after two posts), Fred came back as an undead creature of malice, and hunger, and intent to eat food.

And thus began the zombie apocalypse from a single monkey. And lo, began the beginning of the end of the beginning.
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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby jester747 » Mon May 28, 2012 3:31 pm

(and unfulfilled vengeance at Jester killing him off after two posts),
But...


but Soup killed him. XD
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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby M0407138 » Mon May 28, 2012 3:38 pm

Then fred ate soup and jester but it didn't fufil his hunger for human food

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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby Chozon1 » Mon May 28, 2012 11:32 pm

(and unfulfilled vengeance at Jester killing him off after two posts),
But...


but Soup killed him. XD
Or did he?
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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby ChickenSoup » Tue May 29, 2012 4:37 pm

NOPE IT WAS JESTER
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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby jester747 » Tue May 29, 2012 4:45 pm

NOPE IT WAS JESTER
LIES FILTHY LIES
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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby Chozon1 » Wed May 30, 2012 10:48 pm

Undeterred by the lies and confusion, Fred carefully aims the bazooka (bought at the Zoo's gift shop) at Jester's face (he only ate their left feets earlier), longing for the sleep and peace of death brought about by justice...ONLY TO SWING IT AROUND AND /SNEAKATTACK SOUP BY THROWING IT AT HIM.
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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby ChickenSoup » Thu May 31, 2012 3:41 pm

nooooo
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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby Blue » Thu May 31, 2012 4:17 pm

Out comes a squirrel from underneath the bushes, and he has something very interesting to say. "my name is Tom, and I have witnessed everything that has happened, I feel like-"

Fred quickly eats the squirrel in one big, swift gulp.

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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby jester747 » Thu May 31, 2012 4:30 pm

but soop said no
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Re: Fred the Monkey!

Postby Chozon1 » Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:57 pm

What if this was all some sort of crazy dream?
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