Villager News! The battle to reverse the hypnosis! (If it's not as funny as previous ones it's because I made pretty much the same replica before this and I somehow was logged out during the making of it and since it asked me to log in in order to post and thus I lost it, so that left me in a pretty sour mood and it might carry into my episode. Sorry.
Oh and the command block idea thing came from Minecraft Story Mode)
"Welcome to villager news!" Villager 100 exclaims "We are prepared to battle!"
One of the evokers says "You fools! You don't know what your getting into!" He pulls a lever to reveal something horrifying.
"This is the recipe to create an iron golem! But not just any iron golem! Can you see what's different?"
Villager 100 inspects the design and says "I see nothing different."
"Mwahahaha! Are you serious? It's seriously obvious! Are you that dumb?" The evoker says
Villager 100 inspects further and gasps "What...HOW???? This can't be...this can't be..."
A vindicator says "Oh it can be! We found this command block back in your village hidden in obsidian deep below the village. Impressive hiding spot, but not good enough to hide it from us."
Villager 95 says "Nooo!!! Don't do it! Don't do it!"
Another evoker says "What prevents us from doing this? Nothing! That's what! Have fun dealing with the iron golem!"
He places the pumpkin on top of the command block and spawns an iron golem. But not just any iron golem. He nows has cannons where his hands would normally be and a jetpack built in on his back! "Oh dear..." villager 100 says "This isn't good"
Villager 100 says "Villager 37!"
"Call the pest control! NOW!!!"
"What can the pest control do? They are used to dealing with endermites and silverfish infestations!"
"Call them anyway! I DON'T CARE!!!"
"Sigh..." Villager 37 calls the pest control and is put on hold until an agent can help him. Villager 37 then says "Why do I have to wait so long?!?! And why is the music they are using rock music in the background?!?!?! This makes me angry!"
Eventually after 10 full minutes a lady answers "Thank you for choosing Extremely Fast Pest Control Service! How may I help you today?
"Bout time!" Villager 37 screams angrily "There is a huge iron golem that is immune to arrows and potions! Along with all the normal stuff a normal iron golem is immune too! He has cannons and a jetpack too!"
The lady thinks about it and replies "Hmmm...well I'll send my crew out within the next 24 hours or so, and the cost will be 20$. Or in your currency 64 emeralds."
"I can't wait that long! Can you make him come any quicker?!?!"
"Unfortunately sir I cannot, however if you pay an extra 5 emeralds the crew will come with a hamburger for you to have!"
"I DON'T CARE about any hamburger! Well maybe a little...kinda...well...I kinda crave for a hamburger. I want that hamburger!"
Villager 37 also tells her the address they are located at.
"Ok, thank you sir! Our crew will be there within the next 24 hours or so at the address you provided. Again thank you for using Extremely Fast Pest Control Service!"
Villager 37 hangs up and tells villager 100 "Well, the crew will be here within the next 24 hours or so."
Villager 100 replies "WHAAAAAT?!?!?! That's way to long to wait! Especially for some company called Extremely Fast Pest Control Service!"
"Sorry reporter. We have to!"
Eventually after a couple hours of waiting the crew finally comes. They see the iron golem at first sight and one of them says "I want that iron golem as my pet!"
Another member smacks him to his senses and they all go inside to great the villager crew, who are all hiding from the giant iron golem.
Villager 37 tells him the iron golems' strengths and weaknesses.
The leader says "I have the perfect idea!"
"What?" Villager 100 asks
"We will trap him and use lava to burn him up!"
"Great idea!" Villager 100 says "Although be careful! He can easily find you!"
The crew ignores villager 100's warning and charge straight to the golem. The golem immediately finds them and attacks them with his cannons. Successfully killing 2 crew members.
The leader says "You! Get to work on trapping him! And you! Get working on a redstone contraption to drop the lava!"
A nasty battle between the iron golem and the crew members starts as the crew members try to trap him. By the time they do most of the crew members have been defeated. They pull the lever and the iron golem roars in pain and tries to escape with his jetpack but fails, and is defeated.
"Well done everyone!" The leader says.
"Thank you so much!" Villager 100 says "I'm glad you guys weren't a ripoff!"
The leader says "Your welcome!" and gathers his remaining crew to go back home. Before they do one of the crew members gives villager 37 the hamburger that he paid for.
"Thank you!" Villager 37 says
"Ah, before you can eat it you have to give me 1 emerald in tips."
"Grrr...really?! Fine..." And villager 37 gives him a emerald.
The villagers then travel back to where the illagers are, and slowly and angrily approach them.
"No! How can this be! You defeated the iron golem!" One of the evokers says
"Oh yeah we did! Now what are you gonna do? HUH?!?!" Villager 100 says angrily.
"Well go to our last resorts! Evokers pull out your fangs and vex's and vindicators attack with your axes!"
Villager 100 and the crew barely dodge the fangs and vexes and vindicators. Villager 100 says "Villager 29! You know how to make potions right?! Well, make some that reverses their hypnosis!"
"On it!" Villager 29 says
"What hypnosis are you fools talking about now?" One of the vindicators asks "We aren't hypnotized!"
"Yes you are!!!" Villager 100 screams "I can't dodge these attacks much longer! Villager 29 hurry!"
"I'm trying!" Villager 29 screams
Eventually he makes the potions and throws them at the illagers. One of the vindicators says "Nooooooo!!! What is happening to my robes, my pale skin, my axe, and my beautiful nose?!?!"
They all transform back and are clueless as to what has happened. "What happened?" One of the villagers asks.
Villager 100 explains angrily "Well first off you guys went running into the market at night WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!! And drank the potions WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!!"
"We are so sorry! We won't ever do it again!" One of the villagers says.
"I forgive you, but let's get out of here! I don't like this place at all!" Villager 100 says
"Well, I'll end off the episode here. Glad to have everyone back!" Villager 100 says
"DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN VILLAGER NEWS!!!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! That's all I have to say! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Villager 100 screams