Sometimes you just gotta' pick up the bloody lettuce.
If I must be pitied, let it be so in the consolation of my passing.
If I must be mocked, let it be in barest twice myself defended.
If I must be in life, let the hours among my days be few.
If I must be of death, let mine happenings to forgiveness.
~Also, the title is kind of an inside joke, IN CASE YOU WONDER.