Easy with marshmallow roots. I have yet to grow marshmallows from store bought marshmallows.Ew. School.
Assigning merit to something meaningless is an important task, even if it is a struggle. Such is the journey out from the womb and forward towards the grave.The struggle to come up with reasons when you haven't thought of them and someone says "why"?
No better time than now to test my four foot straight razor.I'd laugh, but quite a few people actually believe that.
Walking outside into a giant armpit?
Wish I did. I have thin facial hair that grows slowly. I don't think I'll have the privilege.You shave old style too?
I go to a high school. Some guys at my school can't even manage to crap in the bowl.So do I. Doesn't stop me from whipping out a safety razor when it comes time to shave.
Dirty bathrooms are an abomination?
Nah. There are some rarely visited lavatories that I frequent.Gross. That's bad.
In that case, filching a key and using the teachers bathroom?
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