The turnip on my desk returns to answer your questions

[Chozon1]

Empo.

Beef+alligator jerky?

[ChickenSoup]

likely to be eaten by... me someday? troubling.

[Chozon1]

The jerky troubles you, or the having not eaten it already part?

[ChickenSoup]

the fact that it will be eaten by me, and likely cause tummeh rumblehs

[Chozon1]

What is life without intestinal distress?

Honestly, if everything is smooth going, how will we keep pushing through when things get rough? Food can't always stay down, it's got to come back up into the light sometime.

[ChickenSoup]

fiber helps


SO WOULD YOU SAY

...


Jesus is to us as fiber is to our bowels

[Chozon1]

Not quite sure I'd go there...but it does make sense.

Delicious burgers on whole wheat buns? O_o

[ChickenSoup]

Actually, I've grown to like most wheat stuff as long as it isn't... crunchy, with so much GRAAAIIINNS YO

[Chozon1]

Ew. You've betrayed the brotherhood.

A book I'm reading having a single ninja wipe out a pirate ship?

[ChickenSoup]

BULLCRAP

[Chozon1]

I know I am, but what are you?

You ain't one of those people who think pirates are better than ninjas are you? Because you know what they say: 'Only two things fall from the sky: idjits and bird poo.'

Did I neglect to mention that the ninja was a Hero?

[ChickenSoup]

pirats r betr

[Chozon1]

Then explain why they're represented by Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom?

[Harvester]

I'mma support the pirates here. Orlando Bloom didn't play a pirate and Johnny Depp is an awesome actor, as is Geoffrey Rush who played Barbossa and Ian McShane who plays Blackbeard in the new one. Whereas any idiot can play a ninja, you don't even have to do any real acting, your face can't be seen behind that mask anyway. Some fighting skills are required though so I guess I'll take back the idiot part.

[Chozon1]

Umm...yeah, I'm not talking about movies. Historically, ninjas would own pirates. Pirates cheat and lie...ninjas don't talk at all. More, Orlando totally was a wannabe pirate. He said 'avast', broke the law in swashbuckling fashion, and eventually sailed the seven seas as Davy Jones.