Being a music professor at a university who gets to lecture on random stuff about musical instruments and their history. If that university were either Christian or Oxford, that'd be awesome.
@ Starfire11 More people seem to feel at home in the water, but I'm one of the ones that feels at home on the water. So, yeah. @ Sstavix Well, two reasons. One, I do generally try to be helpful. Two, I really wanted my nickname to be "Helpful" :-) @ Chozon1 The geek in me says it's the fifth element...