German atheists seek recognition for 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'

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Re: German atheists seek recognition for 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'

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ccgr wrote:You know how they have different branches/denominations of Christians?

I wonder if Pastafarians will divide into spaghetti sauce variants 1st Church of Ragu, Church of Prego, United Alfredo church and so on.

Christians bicker over submersion or sprinkle baptism, the same goes for them and their meatballs according to my twitter. ;)

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You will not suffer a Chicken Meatball Heretic to live.
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Man, I wonder if someone's modded a grand strategy game (like Crusader Kings II) or something to have Pastafarian as a religion. haha.

...I mean... I've done it in Civ5, and conquered heartily in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as its messenger of submission (the Pope, if you will, or "embodiment of the noodly appendage", of Pastafarianism). >_> <_<
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You and me, bro.
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ArchAngel wrote:You will not suffer a Chicken Meatball Heretic to live.
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No one expects the Pan-ish inquisition, huh?

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Re: German atheists seek recognition for 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'

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I got too into it. The conversion wasn't working out, so I had to send emissaries of his Noodliness to ensure that the Byzantines wouldn't outreligion me.

I sent diplomats, which to myself I called Noodly Appendages 1-5.


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