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Post by fingolfin »

awww.......

I seriously need a somersault buddy....

C$ how do you go about finding a somersault buddy?
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Well, first you join a soccer team (you are too old for the AYSO, obviously, so your high school would have a team) and then you somersault (not just sitting on your knees and slowly rolling, I mean leaping forward from a standing position and rolling) and eventually someone will join you. If you're lucky, like me. Anyhow, just don't go for the ball and accidentally trip cuz it'll end up painful for someone
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Post by paintballjunkie »

my school doesn't have a soccer team... we have a baseball team tho

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Post by ChickenSoup »

well unless you have nice soft ground to somersault the way I somersault its a moot point, believe me I tried to somersault in a carpeted gym and I hurt my back a little, a baseball field might work I dunno how hard the dirt is in the infield.

"C$, come here!"
"Eh? Why?"
"Just come here!"
"Sheesh, fine."
"Run..."
"I'm here, now what?" *wonders if she wants revenge for the falling-on-the-leg-thing*
"Drop your jacket and your water bottle."
"WHY???"
"We're going to flip!"
"....?"
"The customary somersault...?"
"OH! OH! Ok!"

*somersaults*

"See you at practice!"
"'Kay..."
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Post by paintballjunkie »

LOL soup we have a nice soft field.... sorta

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paintballjunkie wrote:no you can't.... not till IM tells you directly
HA! HA I say! YOU CON'T IM ME! Hmmm sumersault parters eh...
... I GOT IT! I'll nab me a girl friend by doing summersaults. BRILLIANT!!! Now I just gotta make sure I con do this, I mean people who are six foot tall con't do that very well. *tries to summersault**bumps into lamp post!**passes out*
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HEY HEY HEY!!! Jeez, I didn't "nab" a "girlfriend." I mean, sheesh! :x why does everybody think she's my gf?!?!!?
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Post by paintballjunkie »

why are you so defensive? i think Soup got 'imself a gf.... in other news... i've lost my art of breaking CD *sob*

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*slaps PBJ* Who's defensive??? :P
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Post by paintballjunkie »

you have been slighty defensive over her lately...

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*wakes up* oooooooooooooooooh! Where am I?
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ChickenSoup has a somersault girlfriend 8O

I'm going to get me a cartwheel boyfriend!! :D !!!
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Here's this whole conversation from my point of view.


ARGH! STOP SAYING THAT!!!

*plugs ears and goes to my "happy place"*

[in the happy place]

WHOA!!! everything is made of... *gasp* pizza??!?!!? *runs around eating stuff* Awwww a doggie... *CHOMP* *dogs runs away yelping* he he he WHOA!!! Pizza is half-off at this pizza store!! Wait...

[in real life]

Ice Medic: He's been rather quiet for a while.
PBJ: ya hes been kinda defensive over yew-no-hew
Me: APPLESAUCE! *goes back to happy place*
Ice Medic: He's not autistic is he?
Fred1000000: (if you can't hear me its because I'm talking in parentheses)
PBJ: C$??? You there?
Me: mmmmmmmmm.... piiiiiiiiiiizzzzzaaaaaaaaaa......
Ice Medic: He seems to be in his happy place. Interesting...

...is he on any type of medication?
PBJ: No, but he should be
Me: *wakes up* Eh? What? ORANGES!
Ice Medic: I'm going to get a cartwheel boyfriend!
Me: Pffft. How cheap! Full-speed running-leaping-rolling somersaults are the way to-SHE'S NOT... oh well. *goes back into happy place
Moo: I want a bowflex for Christmas
Kilnard: Ploop is best!
PBJ: Yeah
Me: NO NO NO *pwns pbj and kilnard*
Crystal Seraphim: gay peoples rights FTW!!!!
ccgr: I have 2 children
froman1991: I play the washtub bass
Fred1000000: I CAN'T SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!
fingolfin: elfs rewl
TrigunX89: Anime isn't stupid, C$! Sheesh
My mom: Why are you plugging your ears when theres no sound coming from that computer of yours?
Me: STOP THE VOICES MY MIND CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE!!!!!


[black out]
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LOL :lol:
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Why is everything here green? And why does my head hurt?
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